Here’s the second one! The original idea for this came from an actual situation I was in a couple weeks ago. I told Laura about it, and she had another idea for a caption that I thought would be funny, too. I’ve put them both below the cartoon. Please leave a comment to let me know which I should send to the New Yorker!
“Excuse me sir, but could you be so kind as to tell me the way to the nearest public toilet?
“Excuse me sir, but could you be so kind as to tell me the way to the Ritz-Carlton?”